diff --git a/troposphere/haze/include/haze.hpp b/troposphere/haze/include/haze.hpp
index 1d72415f1..be2dca8c7 100644
--- a/troposphere/haze/include/haze.hpp
+++ b/troposphere/haze/include/haze.hpp
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
 
 #include <haze/async_usb_server.hpp>
 #include <haze/common.hpp>
+#include <haze/device_properties.hpp>
 #include <haze/event_reactor.hpp>
 #include <haze/file_system_proxy.hpp>
 #include <haze/ptp.hpp>
diff --git a/troposphere/haze/include/haze/device_properties.hpp b/troposphere/haze/include/haze/device_properties.hpp
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..fa66ffe06
--- /dev/null
+++ b/troposphere/haze/include/haze/device_properties.hpp
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/*
+ * Copyright (c) Atmosphère-NX
+ *
+ * This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
+ * under the terms and conditions of the GNU General Public License,
+ * version 2, as published by the Free Software Foundation.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope it will be useful, but WITHOUT
+ * ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or
+ * FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the GNU General Public License for
+ * more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+#pragma once
+
+namespace haze {
+
+    Result LoadDeviceProperties();
+
+    const char *GetSerialNumber();
+
+    const char *GetFirmwareVersion();
+
+}
diff --git a/troposphere/haze/source/device_properties.cpp b/troposphere/haze/source/device_properties.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8021fd721
--- /dev/null
+++ b/troposphere/haze/source/device_properties.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+/*
+ * Copyright (c) Atmosphère-NX
+ *
+ * This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
+ * under the terms and conditions of the GNU General Public License,
+ * version 2, as published by the Free Software Foundation.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope it will be useful, but WITHOUT
+ * ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or
+ * FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the GNU General Public License for
+ * more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+#include <haze.hpp>
+
+namespace haze {
+
+    namespace {
+
+        constinit SetSysSerialNumber g_serial_number = {};
+        constinit SetSysFirmwareVersion g_firmware_version = {};
+
+    }
+
+    Result LoadDeviceProperties() {
+        /* Initialize set:sys. */
+        R_TRY(setsysInitialize());
+
+        /* Ensure we maintain a clean state on exit. */
+        ON_SCOPE_EXIT { setsysExit(); };
+
+        /* Get the serial number and firmware version. */
+        R_TRY(setsysGetSerialNumber(std::addressof(g_serial_number)));
+        R_TRY(setsysGetFirmwareVersion(std::addressof(g_firmware_version)));
+
+        /* We succeeded. */
+        R_SUCCEED();
+    }
+
+    const char *GetSerialNumber() {
+        return g_serial_number.number;
+    }
+
+    const char *GetFirmwareVersion() {
+        return g_firmware_version.display_version;
+    }
+
+}
diff --git a/troposphere/haze/source/main.cpp b/troposphere/haze/source/main.cpp
index f2eaf732c..1cab75b9b 100644
--- a/troposphere/haze/source/main.cpp
+++ b/troposphere/haze/source/main.cpp
@@ -17,6 +17,9 @@
 #include <haze/console_main_loop.hpp>
 
 int main(int argc, char **argv) {
+    /* Load device firmware version and serial number. */
+    HAZE_R_ABORT_UNLESS(haze::LoadDeviceProperties());
+
     /* Run the application. */
     haze::ConsoleMainLoop::RunApplication();
 
diff --git a/troposphere/haze/source/ptp_responder.cpp b/troposphere/haze/source/ptp_responder.cpp
index 4064242fa..22d732cc0 100644
--- a/troposphere/haze/source/ptp_responder.cpp
+++ b/troposphere/haze/source/ptp_responder.cpp
@@ -304,16 +304,6 @@ namespace haze {
     Result PtpResponder::GetDeviceInfo(PtpDataParser &dp) {
         PtpDataBuilder db(g_bulk_write_buffer, std::addressof(m_usb_server));
 
-        /* Initialize set:sys, ensuring we clean up on exit. */
-        R_TRY(setsysInitialize());
-        ON_SCOPE_EXIT { setsysExit(); };
-
-        /* Get the device version and serial number. */
-        SetSysFirmwareVersion version;
-        SetSysSerialNumber serial;
-        R_TRY(setsysGetFirmwareVersion(std::addressof(version)));
-        R_TRY(setsysGetSerialNumber(std::addressof(serial)));
-
         /* Write the device info data. */
         R_TRY(db.WriteVariableLengthData(m_request_header, [&] () {
             R_TRY(db.Add(MtpStandardVersion));
@@ -328,8 +318,8 @@ namespace haze {
             R_TRY(db.AddArray(SupportedPlaybackFormats, util::size(SupportedPlaybackFormats)));
             R_TRY(db.AddString(MtpDeviceManufacturer));
             R_TRY(db.AddString(MtpDeviceModel));
-            R_TRY(db.AddString(version.display_version));
-            R_TRY(db.AddString(serial.number));
+            R_TRY(db.AddString(GetFirmwareVersion()));
+            R_TRY(db.AddString(GetSerialNumber()));
 
             R_SUCCEED();
         }));
diff --git a/troposphere/haze/source/usb_session.cpp b/troposphere/haze/source/usb_session.cpp
index 18368ed32..3c0244f5f 100644
--- a/troposphere/haze/source/usb_session.cpp
+++ b/troposphere/haze/source/usb_session.cpp
@@ -165,19 +165,11 @@ namespace haze {
             static const u16 supported_langs[1] = { 0x0409 };
             R_TRY(usbDsAddUsbLanguageStringDescriptor(nullptr, supported_langs, util::size(supported_langs)));
 
-            /* Initialize set:sys, ensuring we clean up on exit. */
-            R_TRY(setsysInitialize());
-            ON_SCOPE_EXIT { setsysExit(); };
-
-            /* Get the device serial number. */
-            SetSysSerialNumber serial;
-            R_TRY(setsysGetSerialNumber(std::addressof(serial)));
-
             /* Report strings. */
             u8 iManufacturer, iProduct, iSerialNumber;
             R_TRY(usbDsAddUsbStringDescriptor(std::addressof(iManufacturer), "Nintendo"));
             R_TRY(usbDsAddUsbStringDescriptor(std::addressof(iProduct), "Nintendo Switch"));
-            R_TRY(usbDsAddUsbStringDescriptor(std::addressof(iSerialNumber), serial.number));
+            R_TRY(usbDsAddUsbStringDescriptor(std::addressof(iSerialNumber), GetSerialNumber()));
 
             /* Send device descriptors */
             struct usb_device_descriptor device_descriptor = {